Disorder

• me: hey darlin welcome home
• husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
• me: take off your pants
• --------------------------------------------
• husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
• me: how long did they say it would take?
• husband: about 30 mins
• me: get naked
• husband: but i thought we were gonna-
• me: naked. now
• ---------------------------------------------
• husband: i'm bored
• me: lay down.now
• -----------------------------------------------
• me: i love you so much
• husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
• me: get in the bed
• -----------------------------------------------
• husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
• me: nope.sex
• husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
• me: sex
• ------------------------------------------------
• me: i had a crappy day at work today
• husband: want me to make you some tea?
• me: i want you naked. i'm angry
• husband: what about a back rub?
• me: naked...drop your pants
• husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
• me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.

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